What is the definition of Permits Math? 🙋 🔍
Permits math: It's like giving someone permission to break the laws of physics, calculus, and the very fabric of logical reasoning, all while still allowing for the calculation of pizza toppings and the solution to life's existential crises. It's a superpower, but one that only works in classrooms and when you're trying to convince a skeptical math teacher your life choice was mathematically sound.
Edgy example sentence: "I've granted permissive math to my cat to solve the mystery of why her purrs never quite add up to 9."